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Funny House Survival Kit Game

Funny House Survival Kit Game

Guaranteed Laughs Every Time!

Perfect For White Elephant Parties

Includes Everything for "Emergency" Moments!
Michelle and 12,784 people purchased

Is everything in the kit real and usable?

Yes — every item in the Shart Survival Kit is functional and designed for quick cleanup during unexpected “accidents.”

The disposable underwear, wipes, and tissues are real products packed for convenience, not just props or filler.

It’s a gag gift and a genuine emergency kit at the same time.

Will this embarrass someone if I give it as a gift?

Not unless that’s the fun part.

Most people love this as a lighthearted, humorous gift for parties, white-elephant exchanges, coworkers, or friends.

It’s playful and harmless — nothing offensive or crude.

And if the recipient ever actually needs it… it becomes the funniest story they’ll tell.

When would someone actually use this?

More often than you’d think.

Travel mishaps, stomach surprises, bad food nights, long road trips — the kit is built for quick, discreet cleanups when things go wrong at the worst possible time.

It’s compact, discreet, and takes the panic out of an awkward moment.

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SHIPPING DETAILS: At Funny House, we prioritize speed and reliability:

  • Processing Time: Your order is carefully prepared and processed within 3 days.
  • Delivery Time: Arrives at your U.S. doorstep within 8 days.
  • Because you deserve a seamless shopping experience!

MONEY BACK GUARANTEE:

We stand by our products at Funny House:

  • If you don’t see great results within 60 days, you can return your order.
  • We’ll give you a full refund, no questions asked.
  • Your satisfaction is our promise!
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Guaranteed Laughs With Family!

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What our customers say about us.

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Based on 2,450+ Live Reviews

Sarah L. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
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Saved Me From Total Embarrassment

Thought this was just a joke gift until I needed it at work. The wipes and disposable undies let me clean up fast and get back to my day like nothing happened.

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Michael B. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
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From Gag Gift to Lifesaver

I got this for a buddy as a prank. On a road trip he actually needed it, and everything in the kit worked perfectly. We still laugh about it.

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Monica S. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
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Hit of the Party

Brought this to a white elephant gift exchange and it completely stole the show. Everyone was passing it around and cracking up.

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Jacob R. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
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Saved My Vacation

Packed it in my suitcase as a joke for a cruise. After one bad buffet night, I was very glad I had it. Clean, quick, no panic.

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Emily K. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
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Way Better Than I Expected

I assumed it would just be silly filler items, but the wipes and underwear are actually good quality. I keep a kit in my car now.

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Tanya W. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
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Funniest Gift I’ve Given

My brother got one for his birthday and couldn’t stop laughing. A month later he called saying it literally saved him during a “situation.”

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Daniel P. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
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Glove Box Essential

I keep one in my glove box “just in case.” Didn’t think I’d need it so soon, but it prevented a full-on car disaster after some fast food.

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Alexis H. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
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Quality Kit

The tin looks great and the contents don’t feel cheap at all. It’s funny, but it’s also something you’re genuinely glad to have around.

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Phillip A. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
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Came in Clutch on a Hike

A friend had an emergency halfway up the trail. This kit turned a potential nightmare into a funny story we still tell.

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Riley M. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
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Secret Santa Champion

Brought this to a Secret Santa and everyone wanted it. It was the most talked-about gift of the night by far.

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Hannah D. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
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Compact and Discreet

The kit is small enough to stash in my bag, desk drawer, or suitcase. No one notices it until I need it.

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Leo C. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
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Everyone Wants One

After I showed mine to friends, I ended up ordering several more. It’s the kind of gift people joke about but actually want.

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Frequently Asked Questions

What exactly is the Shart Survival Kit?
It’s an emergency rescue kit for those “I trusted the fart” moments. Each box includes disposable undies, wipes, tissues, an instruction card, and a survival badge — everything you need to recover quickly and discreetly.
Who is this kit for?
Anyone with a digestive system. It’s a perfect gag gift for friends, coworkers, white elephant parties, road trips, bachelor nights, and anyone who appreciates hilarious practical humor.
Is everything inside actually usable?
Yes — the wipes, tissues, and disposable underwear are real and functional. It’s both funny *and* practical when disaster strikes.
Is this safe to gift to someone?
Definitely. It's designed as a clean, humorous novelty gift. No offensive content — just clever packaging and practical items anyone can use.
Can I travel with it?
Yes — all items are compact, lightweight, and TSA-friendly. Toss it in your backpack, glovebox, suitcase, or office drawer for emergencies.
Why do people love giving this as a gift?
Because it’s unexpected, hilarious, and totally memorable. It’s the kind of gift everyone passes around the room and laughs at — and the unlucky one who needs it someday will thank you.
What’s included in the kit?
Each kit comes with:
• Disposable underwear
• Tissue pack
• Cleansing wipes
• Instruction card
• Survival badge

Compact, discreet, and ready for whatever “hits the fan.”